Don't be tricked about
polygraph prices,
time, reports, or locations.
CertifiedPolygraph is the busiest
polygraph agency in the county,
probably the whole state,
because we tell you the truth.
More than 38 years experience
--$145 for a complete test--
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As you are calling around, many polygraph examiners
are hoping that you don't know these 7 secrets below!
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1. Some examiners will tell you:
"The more you pay, the better the polygraph exam is."
The real truth:
We all do the same thing.
1) We all help you to develop 3 or 4
questions that are important to you.
2) We all do three complete charts on the examinee.
3) We all watch for microscopic changes to four points of the body.
4. We all compare those changes from question to question.
5. We (almost) all use computerized polygraph equipment,
which makes the polygraph very easy to to and quick to score.
Some examiners banded together to agree to all never charge less
than $300 for an exam, and to secretly attack any examiners who
charge less than the agreed amount. That's 'price-fixing', which is illegal.
So, examiners can charge anything the want to.
Some feel that $200 for an hour's work is good money.
Some want $400 for the exact same work. Some more.
We charge $145 for what most examiners charge far more!
Do the math:
The most polygraph experience +
the best polygraph price =
the best polygraph choice.
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2. Some examiners will tell you:
"A polygraph exam will take up to two hours."
The real truth:
No matter which examiner you go to,
the person being polygraphed
will be ON THE POLYGRAPH for
only THREE 5-MINUTE PERIODS.
The rest of the time: is just talk.
Most examiners do not want you to know this.
They feel you will be shocked by their price if you knew that
the
actual polygraphing (when your arm is being squeezed
by a
blood-pressure cuff) time is actually so short.
Using the old-style polygraph instruments took longer, having to
continually adjust paper, fix ink problems, and constant writing
notes on the paper. Not needed on modern computer polygraphs.
And most of the rest of the time, the 'talk time',
is to help you
write what 3 or 4 questions you want asked.
A good examiner will instead have you
think about, and write down, your questions
before
you come in, and will help make them
'polygraph-perfect' when you arrive.
It will take no more than an hour
for your relationship polygraph
exam if you write your one to four
questions down before you come in.
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3. Some examiners will tell you:
"I have XX years of polygraph experience."
The real truth:
Most are lying to you.
Many that say they have 5, 10, or more years of experience really
only did one or two exams a week (or month!) during that time.
To a real examiner, that is only ONE year of experience,
s-p-r-e-a-d out over those 5 or 10 years!
We have done more than 13,000
exams over the past 38 years.
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An office, a car trunk, or their house: where does your examiner really work?
4. Some examiners will tell you:
"I have an office, but let's test you at your home."
The real truth:
More than half you will talk to do not really have an office.
Some will slip a buddy a few dollars to use their buddy's office when needed.
Some use a day-room at a motel as their occasional office.
Some, very unprofessionally, have you come into their home.
All polygraph training says Do Not Do it at client's home.
CertifiedPolygraph has real
offices, available 7 days and 7 nights.
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5. Some examiners will tell you:
"I'm so busy with polygraphs that I can't test you til next week."
The real truth:
Try not to laugh when you hear that garbage.
In this economy, most examiners are almost without work.
Here's the secret:
If they can't get to you for a few days,
it's really because they HAVE A JOB, not polygraphs.
They are not swamped with polygraph work,
and polygraph is just a part-time business for them,
trying to make some extra cash, like a hobby.
Most examiners are just part-timers, only doing occasional
polygraphs
around their main businesses. If they claim to be a
private
investigator
or some other career, there's your clue that
they likely don't
have a
lot of polygraph experience each month
(but they will tell you that they do!).
Many are retired and have good pensions paying their monthly bills,
so they will only do polygraphs if they find someone to pay a giant price.
We have appointments available 7 days and 7 nights.
Polygraph is all we do, so we are always available and affordable.
6. Some examiners will tell you:
"Stay away from this or that examiner-- he is bad, I am good."
The real truth:
A polygraph client should immediately hang up
when an examiner bad-mouths their competitors.
Polygraph is a business, and
badmouthing is not good business.
And you'll see that they only badmouth those
that are known to have a lower price!
The good examiners focus on their own good points instead of gossipping.
Many examiners 'think' they are the best.
Maybe they are. But, it is the computer that
really does the hard work nowadays!
Many examiners are 'screaming mad'
that we share all these secrets with you.
They shouldn't-- it helps the polygraph client.
We do the most exams: we have many websites,
decades of experience, and the best price.
And we will never bad-mouth a competitor.
7. Some examiners will tell you:
"Sure, a written report is included in that price".
The real truth:
If you are taking the test to prove something to another
person, then the report is the most important part.
Some examiners charge an extra $100 for a written report.
Some tell you that a report is included,
but then you get a one-paragraph summary report
that also says 'If you want a longer report, send $100'!
Some, sadly, write a one-or-two-page 'report' that looks like a 10-year-old wrote it.
If the report doesn't impress you, it's not going to impress your person.
If a report will be needed, ask to see a sample report before you test.
If your person didn't get to watch your test and results,
we can include a professional 4-page report at no extra charge.
You can
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818 883-6969
You are safe with the polygraph
professionals at CertifiedPolygraph.com
38 years of experience Relationship exams are $145.
818-883-6969